I just joined this darn ass cool "You just got phelps'd" group on facebook. Phelps is gonna be a word soon! And maybe I can use this as a simile or metaphor in literature next time. HOLY! Some funny stuff from the group:
1.) In 1849, a man from California found a shiny object in the ground... he yelled "I struck Phelps!"
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2.) Michael Phelps was the Gold Rush
3.) Gold Medals dream of Michael Phelps
4.) Michael Phelps doesn't tan because he is allergic to bronze
1) That wasn’t mosses parting the red sea, it was the wake left by Michael Phelps.
2) While the rest of the US team flew to china, Michael Phelps swam there.
3) Chuck Norris is only scared of one person and that person is …….Michael Phelps.
4) When G-D himself plucks souls from the ocean the US coast guard calls in Michael Phelps.
5) Michael Phelps once won the tour de France by swimming it.
6) Michael Phelps is so fast; if he were missing both arms he could still beat you.
7) Michael Phelps is so fast he is the only person in the world that can swim all four strokes at the same time!
8) There is only one person that can beat Michael Phelps and that is…MICHAEL PHELPS!
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An iceberg did not sink the Titanic, Michael Phelps did.
In Greek Mythology, Posiden rules the sea... Michael Phelps rules Posiden
You and I have nightmares about monsters...world records have nightmares of Michael Phelps.
Ian Thorpe didn't retire from swimming... he just got Phelps'd out of the sport.
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1) Phact! Michael Phelps' biological parents were Zeus and Flipper.
2) Phact! Despite popular belief, Michael Phelps flip-kicks, not earthquakes, are actually the most common cause of Tsunami's. Please Michael, think of the children.
3) Phact! When Phelps was still in the womb, he petitioned for a water birth. The most amazing part: He got 40 signatures!!!
4) Phact! Phelps transcribed the entire language of Whale moans by the age of 10. But he transcribed it in Dolphin speak.
5) Phact! Poseidon is now on a low-carb diet to look more Phelps-esq.
6) Phact! Superman credits Phelps for the inspiration in reversing time by flying around the earth.
7) Phact! Michael's favorite color is Blue. ..Well, I suppose that isn't all that exciting now.
8) Phact! The expression "Ice water in his veins" was originally coined to describe the medical condition that Phelps has.. But seeing as he is a cool, sonofab*tch that don't take no sh*t from no other competitors, it has expanded in meaning.
9) Phact! A 3 year old Michael Phelps protested sesame street when Ernie and Bert sang "Bathtime is soo much fun".. Phelps stated: "bath time is fun for Babies!! It is where I can have extra practice with my flip turns!" ..Michael's change of heart is what is said to have turned Oscar unhappy. Big Bird notes "He has been a grouch ever since"
10) Phact! Michael does not shave his body hair. His body hair chooses not to grow out of awe and respect.
One last one from Daniel.
He would have to compete with sharks to make it a fair race. HAH!
Credits to people from the group. AHHA, super funny it is.
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